Although the jade emperor is good to himself, he should be more careful.
For example, a gentleman accidentally offended and was just used as an excuse, but I don’t know how much he suffered.
Fengxian county county houfu
The official county magistrate is ordering the servants of the page to put wine and fruit in the courtyard for fasting and nourishing the sky at noon.
However, at this moment, a maid came to report that the lady had come to the county and immediately stopped at the gate of the courtyard. "Madam, I am offering sacrifices to heaven. How can you enter a woman’s family?"
The lady stopped with her feet in her waist and scolded, "What do you worship him for? I was really blind to marry your butler. "
I don’t know what’s wrong with this woman, but the county magistrate immediately said, "Madam, go and wait for me to worship the queen before you tell me."
"Bah! You might as well worship him and walk around as a courtier. I miss your colleagues in the past. You are all promoted. You can’t afford to return to this county. What did you promise me at the beginning? But it’s shameless to lie here for ten years. "
It is not a rumor that a bunch of servants and handmaids pretend to be deaf and dumb, and it is said outside that the county magistrate is afraid of his wife on weekdays.
The county magistrate had already suppressed a lot of fire because of political disharmony. He specially came to worship the gods today to beg for some blessings. I didn’t think that this shrew chewed the root of her tongue today and made noise again. Suddenly, she couldn’t hold her breath and opened her mouth to scold.
Mrs. Hou of the county didn’t expect that her husband would scold her if she didn’t fight back and scold her. Suddenly, she cried, made two noises, and alarmed many people outside the house.
"Whole gas evil spirit I also! Oh, my god, my official is worthy of being worthy of the people. I don’t know what I did in my previous life. It’s hard to stand such a bad wife and fame. I don’t want to protect you! "
Say it is a push the table down all over the floor.
A few servants play it by ear, even if they want to clean up and pay tribute again
"Sweep what? Sweep me and feed the backyard hound. It’s like feeding this god!"
Chapter 37 Xu Tianshi possessions Tubo also unintelligent
It is said that the Jade Emperor’s patrol of the three realms, the fairies and gods all feel that all evil spirits are heretics, but even the great evil spirits in Luzhou, the northern capital, are honestly motionless in their nests as if they were dead, and those evil spirits who have a lot of connections are also more honest and honest.
Don’t blame them for being timid. It’s really killing me!
The Jade Emperor is the Lord of the Three Realms. I don’t know how many gods can accompany him this time, and all the heavenly soldiers and generals are covered with Xiaguang Wandao Road.
If you really run into any evil spirits, will the heavenly soldiers not be red-eyed yet?
This is a good time to show your face in front of the great leader!
For the first time, the master of the outer three realms naturally wants to see a peaceful scene in the home.
The gods talk about whether they work or not on weekdays, but at the moment, there is naturally no taint and turmoil in the jurisdiction. If it is dishonest, it will be cleaned up before.
Wu Ming took a long look at the jade emperor’s tour, and it was quite a big battle. The gods of the Heavenly Palace said less than half of it. This is some indication that the three worlds were shocked by force. Some time ago, the four seas were in turmoil, and I’m afraid many demons had a mind.
But after today, most of the custodians will honestly be demons and have no thoughts.
The jade emperor was sitting on the dragon with a book in his hand, and four great heavenly masters were on the side.
"It’s convenient for you to be a ghost country. Recently, the souls of Nanbu Island have died thanks to its help and peace." Ge Xianweng smiled.
Hearing this, the Jade Emperor looked up and asked, "It seems to be a multi-eye Dojo, right?"
Zhang Tianshi should say, "It’s just the little apprentice’s place."
Huanghuaguan is occupied by Wu Ming himself. If heaven confers the priesthood and fiefs, then this is the Taoist place.
Just then, a divine light came from all walks of life, and the gods knew that the immortal was three natural and did not dare to stop it, so they immediately let it go.
"I’m nine mysterious souls, and I’m really a king. See the pursuit." When he saw the Jade Emperor’s holy drive in the secluded capital, he paused and hurried to visit.
The Jade Emperor nodded his head. "Well, Xianqing, please take up this secluded capital. Your governance is thriving. I am very comforted."
"Thank you for praising this as a minister’s share."
Say then be well-advised to flash the jade emperor patrol ten thousand days to meet the genus halfway is already very optimistic. If he still shows up in front of the road, isn’t that pure and enviable?
Wu Ming leaned back consciously. He leaned back when he saw a cloud from Nezha’s father.
"Don’t be sick, Mrs. Tianwang."
"Ha-ha, the true gentleman with many eyes is really young. There are not many praises along the way," Li Tianwang praised.
"It’s a compliment. People who are superior to me are everywhere. Kings think highly of me."
Then Father Tianwang chatted all the way and followed the Jade Emperor to inspect the Three Realms.
Nanshanbuzhou Dongsheng Shenzhou Beiju Luzhou Xiniu Hezhou came in turn.
When he turned to Xi Niu Hezhou, the Jade Emperor asked, "What good faith is there ahead?"
Xu Tianshi leafed through the books and said, "There is a butler in front of us who loves the people in Fengxian County and respects the God of Heaven and Kitchen. There are deeds in the book."
"Well, let’s see."
The gods are stagnant. The waiting house in the county is a group of ordinary people who don’t know the truth. The gods come down and whisper that it is cloudy today, even if it is going to rain.
The Jade Emperor lifted the car curtain and looked at it, only to see that the county magistrate knocked down the table and cursed that it was not long before he called two dogs to fall down to the jade emperor’s memorial tablet.
In an instant, all the gods are holding their breath and the atmosphere dare not breathe.
It’s like a group of your colleagues went out to work with the leader and met their own company hotel for a short rest. As a result, the hotel manager not only lifted the reception table in front of you, but also cursed your leader for dying. What kind of death is this?
"Don’t worry if you don’t know the number of days and ignore the day’s own punishment." Xu Tianshi suggested that he looked at the kitchen god’s record. This county is a good man, but his luck is bad
The Jade Emperor didn’t see any expression on his face. He said with some displeasure, "As the saying goes, frugality can help honesty, but forgiveness can make virtue. But all the people in Fengxian County are so extravagant to feed their dogs first. Then the gods are not allowed to rain this time. If three things are all successful, it will rain."
The four heavenly teachers looked at each other and asked, "What are the three things?"
"Add a Mi Shan, a mountain with a face and a big lock. After the chicken pecks and m a dog licks the face, the lamp flame burns off the lock."
"I lead the order"
This matter can’t be delayed. The Jade Emperor Shengjia continued to patrol for ten thousand days, and Tianshi immediately returned to the Heavenly Palace and went straight to his own house.
Two boys caught it and asked, "Didn’t the master cruise for ten thousand days? How can he turn back?"
Xu Tianshi took out two pockets and immediately ordered, "Don’t talk, go and fill the pockets with rice and flour and find a candle and a big lock."
The two boys went together, and Xu Tianshi was pulling out the house and soaring, which immediately alarmed a family and prepared for the past.
Then someone said, "Sir, some chickens and dogs in our house are noisy, so send them along with them, or we will go to Van to find them."
Xu Tianshi nodded his head and saw a chicken the size of a fist on the eaves. He immediately called to one side of the courtyard and the tree was still lying on the golden retriever pug.
Xu Tianshi didn’t delay to go straight to the incense hall when the two boys found the rice noodles to lock the candle, but went to the heart and sighed that his possessions were running out. It was only a matter of compensation.
Wu Ming didn’t expect to see this scene today. It can be said that Fengxian County was in great trouble, and not only mortals but also land mountain shrines made the gods and monkeys, such as Hebo Water God, the city god, be excluded before they came.
Is there any calculation in this matter? I don’t know the name of Wu, but on the surface, it can’t be said that the jade emperor is small-minded and your county is too unlucky
Then the gods left, but no one dared to discuss what had just happened as if they didn’t know.
Wu Ming naturally came from Daliu. I don’t know if I didn’t see it.
After the tour of the four continents, I entered the underworld. There were ten halls of the earth treasure, bodhisattva, Yamaraja, the five-party ghost emperor and so on, and the team of ghosts and gods greeted each other grew stronger and stronger
Before long, I saw a towering black mountain with no top standing in front of me.
"That’s the secluded capital," Zhang Tianshi said.
Before all the gods came to visit the secluded capital, they all put their lights on to watch it. It is reasonable to say that Tubo, the Lord of the secluded capital, knew it for a long time, but now he has not even seen a movie.
This fellow is also a coward? Wu Ming secretly laughed
Tubo’s fellow can see which ghost who doesn’t know the way dares to trespass from afar on weekdays, but today it’s really funny that he is physically and mentally ill and inconvenient to see people.
At the moment, Tubo’s heart is also beating drums, and it is even more tangled to see the Three Realms Lord staying here in the temple.
See you outside?
Before he made a decision, the Jade Emperor drove the dragon cart away from the front of Youdu, and Tubo was relieved.
Chapter 3 Heaven wants to cut the demon Wu Mingqi